I later found out that he was the guy who passed me by in the corridors sometimes and smiled at me. He kept dropping names of all the famous people he knew. Video call with dad: I was wearing a kurta. What is actually happening: Me- papa trip pe jana Tha Papa- nahi! In a lot of detail.
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So fake him told me how I was a horrible person, and unfit to be a relationship. Gate lock kar ke sona. However, as time passes and you grow up it can be expected that parents can relax a bit and enjoy their morning paper and sip a cup of coffee and let their children be. He turned out to be very different from what I had imagined him to be. He kept dropping names of all the famous people he knew. There was a reason for 'kuch hota hi nahi hai.